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A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around u. Gud Morning
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You r my sweet SONA I don’t want u KHONA I want a place in your heart’s KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
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As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i’m here to wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight
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somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true… goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you
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Master of puppets is pulling your strings, twisting ur mind n SmasHing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can’t see a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall a sleep 1,2,3,Zzz
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Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.
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The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning
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The Word ‘Hello’ means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my freind
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Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!
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Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of ‘GOOD MORNING’ wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!
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A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!
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Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
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I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day
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I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.

Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love
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With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning….
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Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only ione today and I would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd… Good Morng…………..
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Wishing u……………. G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - I save the money…………………
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See outside the Window, Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U, Birds Singing for U, B’coz last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.
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Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits - LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I’m sharing all with U… Good Morning
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Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits - LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I’m sharing all with U… Good Morning
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No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,God Himself 2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4U,2day 2morow & Everyday 2 u !! Good morning
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It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.
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The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
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The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it’s time 2 wake up gd morning…
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Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U…..Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice….!!!**Good morning**
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5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heart beat & say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!
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These are just 16 letters yet they mean so much when warmly sent just to keep in touch. (>*>^^^
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Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get… Keep smiling always it increases ur face value… Good Morning and Have a terrific day…
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As the sky breaks into a beautiful Sunrise …may GOD open the window of heaven to shower U lots of blessings…Good Morning…
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All mornings are like Paintings:-U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone who cares to color ur day…G@@D M@RNING…..Hav a Nice Day..
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Wakeup & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.Stretch those Inzy Winzy Bones,Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell urself today is a beautiful day… G@@d M(:)rning….
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New day new blessing.Don’t let yesterday’s failures ruin the beauty of today,b’coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness….. Good Morning…
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Dr’s prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr’s fee… whole Day think of me….G@@D Morning…
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I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost u nothing, u’ll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me. Good Morning
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If I get ur smile, I don’t need flowers, If I get ur voice, I don’t need music, If u speak to me I don’t any body else, If ur with me I don’t need the world. luv you, Good Morning
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If I get ur smile, I don’t need flowers, If I get ur voice, I don’t need music, If u speak to me I don’t any body else, If ur with me I don’t need the world. luv you, Good MorningBy
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If u had 2 pick some1 from whome u luv & 1 who luvs U, Pick the 1 who luvs u because u can learn 2 luv some1, but can’t teach any1 2luv u back!Good Morning
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I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what U hav left! U just came in my mind & left a SMILE on MY Face. Good Morning
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Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
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Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
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Many many happy resturns of the and May u Live lOng as Long more Than Devil
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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
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Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper happy birthday
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Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life
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May this birthday be just the beginning of a year filled with happy memories, wonderful moments and shinning dreams
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Its always a treat to wish Happy Birthday to someone so Sweet
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I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday
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Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
   Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ______________________________________________________________________________________________
  Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
    Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
    Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
    Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !
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  Dhirubhai from heaven : "Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna reliance".
    Mukesh: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik se sunai nahi deta. call me on my HUTCH mobile!"
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  Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
    Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....
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  Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
    then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.
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  What is a girl friend?
    Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
    multiplication of enemies & division of friends
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  doc chopra Psychotherapist wanted the name board to be painted infront of his clinic ,
    but our sardar painted " Dr chopra Psycho the rapist ".
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  When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
    that everyone should have a friend like you....
    Why should only i suffer!!!
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  If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing,
    I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...
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  Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
 
  When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there.
    When i was unhappy you were there.
    Now i have understood ki sare fasad ki jad tu hai..
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  newtons law of romance:- love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
    it can only be changed from one girl friend to another...
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  Aisi dosti hamari ki tu har rah,har dagar,har safar mein mile.
    Mar bhi jaun agar,tab bhi dosti ki khatir,tu bagal wali kabar mein mile :)
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  Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai , bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
    aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka,
    Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
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  Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,
    Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari.....
    Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari...

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives !
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A man who surrenders when he’s wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he’s Right, is a Husband.
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If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.
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There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage
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Days ContinuoS TO PaaS,
StaR ContinuoS to ShinE,
WhY ShuD I BrinG TearS IN MY EyeS,
WheN ShE WaS NeveR MinE....
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No matter how uglY YoU ThinK YoU are,
BuT ThE Special SomeonE WhO LoveS U Believes That
U R The MosT Beautiful & IrrestiablE ThinG ON EartH and NO OnECaN ChangE IT.
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Love me the most when I deserve the Less,
as its ven I need it the Most.
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Love the heart that hurts u,
but never hurt the heart that loves u,
coZ for the world u may be someone but for someone u may be world.
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11 COOL SMS

1)Stars r far away
The sun's 2 hot 2 touch
N moon is unapproachable
so i hav u in my life as my friend
coz i always wanted 2 hav my own little universe


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>--</") EVERY SECOND I PRAY TO GOD THAT EVERY BODY SHOULD GET A FRIEND LIKE YOU.......





WHY SHOULD ONLY "I" SUFFER....


3)KBC me shahrukh ne mujhe pucha "world ka sabse bada ullu kaun hain?"....maine ek crore thukra diya par tera naam nahi bataya!
Thatz friendship.....TC


4)Let d most beautiful dream come 2 u tonite
Let d sweetest person come in ur dream tonite
But dont make it a habit
coz i m not free every nite......Gudnite


5)Na chaho kisiko itna ki uski chahat tumhari kamjori banjaye
Agar chaho to kisiko itna chaho ki tumhari chahat uski MAJBURI ban jaye.....


6)Think y ur so sweet........y ur so intelligent.........y ur so lucky..........y ur so blessed????




very simple
ab humse dosti ki hain to thoda to fark padega na.....



7)Ten things i know about U!



1. Ur a special person with heart so rare...
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10. AND THATS ALL DAT MATTERS



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Besharam !! reason dhoond rahe ho?
OUR FRIENDSHIP IS UNCONDITIONAL


9)U may hav 10 people to talk 2
U may hav 100 people 2 care 4 u
U may hav 1000 people 2 like u
BUT U hav only 1 crazy friend who always disturbs U......
Thats me!!!:)


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FRIENDS FOREVER!!!


11)MARNE PAR HAME SWARG MILE NA MILE
YE HAWA FIZA MILE NA MILE
SMS KARNE KI AADAT DAL MERE DOST
KYA PATA TUJE NARAK ME COVERAGE MILE NA MILE!!!
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Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u

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Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!xxx

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When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you
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True luv is hard 2 find.Special 1-1 of a kind.But the luv inside of me is true.It appeared the day i met you!
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It takes 2 to tango.2 to kiss.2 to talk & remenisce.so many good things cum in 2 & one of those things is me & u!

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U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight.those words run thru my head day & nite.i dreamt u held me & made me see dat 4ever 2gether we wood be!
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1000 words 1 cood say.1000 wishes 1 cood pray.1000 miles legs cood walk.1000 sounds a mouth cood talk.1000 times ill b true.1000 ways 2 say i luv u!
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Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2 see u cry.makes me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur my luv & my bestfriend
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You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!
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There are 3 steps to happy happiness: 1 you. 2 me. 3 our hearts 4 eternity!
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If I get scared,wld u hold me tight?If I make a mistake,wld u make it rite?If I build a fire,wld u watch over e flame?If I say i miss u,wld u feel e same?
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My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!
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i heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around to c who it was, i notice i was alone, then i realize it was my heart telling me that i miss u.

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4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don’t 4get, we’re gr8 2gether
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I luv u & u luv me,I fought it was easy as ABC,u made me upset,u made me hurt,u neva tried, i new it woodnt work u didnt think,u didnt c,I really thought it was ment 2 b
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sending you a hug to ease your stress.a kiss to make you smile and my heart to say i'm thinking of u. i miss you
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among ur frens i care 4 u da most, among ur frens i lov u da most, among ur frens u hurt me d most coz....i know dats all im 2 u... among ur frens
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Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I'm still keeping you or I'm letting go...
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Luv can be bad,it can treat u lik dirt.Theres always a risk of u getting hurt.Luv is restless & luv is a flirt.Luv has places to go and people to hurt.

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It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone & a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone

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i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!
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ONCE PEOPLE TOLD ME LOVE IS TRUE,
I DIDNT B-LEAVE IT TILL I FOUND YU,
NOW DAT U GONE, IM GOING KRAYZIE,
I WISH U WUZ HERE N TELL ME "I LOVE BABY"
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Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!
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I miss u wen ur far away.I think about u every nite & day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever!
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i luved u once u luved me not.i luved u twice but i 4got.u neva luv me u neva will but even so i luv u still.
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Weve gone our own way our lives grew apart & weve made a life wiv another.but despite of how far apart we grew 2 me there still is no other!
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Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
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i no u think dat u broke my heart but i knew ur game rite from da start. i saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u!
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So btween da miles & btween da years ts inevitable but its true.dat seasons may change & people may change but my heart always belonged 2 u!
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